1. AGGIES WIN THE ARIZONA BOWL, HOLLY HOLM LOSES IN VEGAS
    And hundreds of people crashed their new drones on Christmas morning.
  2. TAOS COP WHO SHOT AT A MINIVAN FULL OF KIDS IN 2013 GETS OFF
    Are they kidding us?!
  3. TRUMP TWEET CLAIMS COLDER NORTHEASTERN WEATHER MEANS NO CLIMATE CHANGE
    See above question.
  4. CITY HAS NEW $3 MILLION PLAN FOR MEDIANS MAKEOVER
    Since it’s clearly a growing concern, perhaps the most pressing issue of our time.
  5. IT SEEMS LIKE SPRING HAS SPRUNG
    And yet it’s still dark out at 3 pm and the skiers in our life won’t stop whining.
  6. STATE SENATOR WANTS TO STUDY POTENTIAL STATEWIDE SUGARY DRINK TAX
    It seems we’re stuck in a timeless, flat, black circle of hell.
  7. IT’S 2018
    Did you see that moon?