HAPPY XMAS!

Noma unga-meeter na next week ... ngimi i-starring ... noma ungagcoki i-panty ene-lace ngimi i-starring ...”

Sangena Gazi singena ngalelinoni lengoma ya-DJ Maphorisa featuring various artists which Gazi we are most certain will be the Cross Over song of the year siyongena ngayo phela ku 2018.

Though some crew members still believe le-hit song ‘Akanamali’ will be the one lesiyojuba ngayo unyaka. Sesitova khona Gazi but nje tsine we love both songs ngisho nalo-Gandaganda of Gqom Queen, Babes Womampintsha ... er Babes Wodumo. Gazi without wasting time Gazi ... Ke-Dezember phela asivele singene ku-mission yetfu which is to dish out gifts to the various sports personalities and organisation.

Phela we saw on Tuesday Umlangeni dishing out music albums, videos and movies to the various sports personalities in his no-holds-barred column, Pandora’s Box and we could not stop laughing but ke tsine Gazi we will be even more blunt. Here are the goodies as we say HAPPY XMAS!!!!!!!! Nazo .

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MINISTER OF SPORTS, CULTURE AND YOUTH AFFAIRS, DAVID ‘CRUISER’ NGCAMPHALALA
(English tutor for six months):

Kona Gazi we know you cannot teach an old dog new tricks but taking our Minister of Sports, Culture and Youth Affairs through an English tutorial for at least four months in the New Year would help him kule-public speaking. We don’t want to go back to the ‘Zamafog’ embarrassing episode last year but when he recently addressed SOCGA’S Muriel Hofer as a ‘Mr’ in a function, we could not help but think our energetic indvuna needs serious help. Armed with an English tutor, who knows maybe he could be retained as our Minister of Sports which we would give thumbs up to. He is an honest and hard working Minister wa-Ngcamphalala!

NATIONAL FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION OF
SWAZILAND
(Full time legal advisor):
The football mother body has spent more time shuffling in between the corridors of the highest courts in the land dealing with one case after the other than Sihlangu winning games under one tourist Pieter De Jongh. Shockingly, they have always ended with the wooden part of the spoon in all the cases. 

Perhaps it is time for the FA Executive Committee to realise that the CEO Frederick Mngomezulu is not an expert on everything. He is a qualified farmer among his football administration qualifications for crying out loud! The FA should hire a full-time legal advisor to deal with the endless legal battles on the lap of the football mother body.

PREMIER LEAGUE OF SWAZILAND:
A New Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
The PLS office is desperately crying for a Chief Executive Officer (CEO) given that it has grown in leaps and bounds over the years. The organisation has not had a CEO now for a long time yet the size of the tasks keep mounting. The Chief Operations Officer Pat Vilakati has his work cut out trying to steer the office to calmer waters and the chairman, Victor ‘Maradona’ Gamedze is a very busy man. The organisation needs a CEO even if he/she is the lowest CEO in the world at E15 000 per month! After-all the league sponsor, Swazi MTN will pay the salary!