
Money can buy you lots of things, but it doesn't buy taste.
As again evidenced in an unashamedly garish shirt range released by Wyatt Koch — the son of billionaire Bill Koch, of the oil-rich Koch brothers.
The label is called Wyatt Ingraham, and you're constantly reminded of the company's tagline "Be Bold™" in an advertisement for the menswear range.
Bold is perhaps an understatement. The shirts feature cash-themed patterns, like one with money bags filled with bills, or another called "Keep The Change" which has dollar signs on it so you can pretend you're Richie Rich's dog or some shit.
"I want my shirts to be able to be worn in the boardroom, or in a discoteca, or in a nightclub or in a yacht. I really wanted to create something that's fun, outside the box, cool, trendy, bold and interesting," Wyatt explains in a commercial.
Of course, the video got plenty of attention on Twitter.
Imagine going through life as a Tim and Eric sketch. https://t.co/3ulfD3yy2T
— Brian Heater (@bheater) December 20, 2017
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/W4qYzn3u9Y
— San (@sansdn) December 20, 2017
My favorite part about the extremely ugly Wyatt Ingraham Koch shirts is how cheap they look. pic.twitter.com/zlaOFVohUj
— 🤶🏻 Jingle Kells 🎄 (@justkelly_ok) December 20, 2017
On a side note, Wyatt is also currently suing his ex-fianceé to get back an $180,000 ring plus $15,000 in damages after she broke off the engagement.
Seems money can't buy love, but it can set you up with a line of cheap-looking, money-themed shirts.