How do you cut your toast? It matters.Β
Just as 2017 comes to a close, the internet isn't done arguing with itself for the year yet. The most recent flame war is over how people cut their toast, and why any other answer than the one you choose is wrong.
Twitter user, hallamnation fired the first shots over the weekend by tweeting three debatable options for the preferred methods of cutting toast. Β
After that bread pops out the toaster and you smother it with butter you have a variety of cutting options.
Which way would you prefer our staff to do you toast at the end of a night?! pic.twitter.com/QKLUb5uX5x
β π πΌhallamnation π πΌ (@hallamnation) December 9, 2017
While most choices ended up being the first or second choice, people were utterly confused about the third.
Those sad people who cut their toast vertically were quickly shamed.
Never in my life seen toast cut like 3, outrageous https://t.co/IEyPjSF8dK
β Tom Raketic (@TommyRaketic) December 12, 2017
One person held nothing back with their disdain.
If you cut your toast long ways throw your whole life in the bin you creature https://t.co/HbaBkvtxrD
β Jack Skellington (@J4CKMULL) December 11, 2017
Looking at the number 3 like...π¬ pic.twitter.com/hnQMDBOWb6
β Carly Marsh (@HopsonMarsh) December 11, 2017
I mean - imagine you met the love of your life and then you found out that they cut their toast like #ToastNumber3!
You'd have to really examine your conscience with that one! #NoToToastNumber3β Paul Cruikshank (@PAShanky) December 11, 2017
If you cut your toast like Number 3 then please never eat toast again.#NoToToastNumber3 https://t.co/tnarLcy7k1
β Paul Cruikshank (@PAShanky) December 11, 2017
People have been debating many things since the beginning of time, but now toast demands everyone's attention.
#1 or nothing
β Bryce (@OGCOZYB) December 11, 2017
Raised on 3, discovered 1 in my youth and have dabbled with 2 but really donβt want to make it a habit https://t.co/ROI9MdrDcl
β Lieutenant Eric (@Lieutenant_Eric) December 11, 2017
I still think if you cut your toast in triangles you get more toast ππ€·π»ββοΈ https://t.co/IiLYpm6wpV
β Fee (@_aoifegriffin) December 11, 2017
At the end of the day, bread is good no matter how you decide to slice it up.