LaVar Ball and his sons - Lonzo, LiAngelo and LaMelo - were all in New York on Sunday to promote Big Baller Brand's pop-up shop.
The $500 sneakers didn't even scare away customers. In fact, a massive crowd of mostly teenaged fans lined up around the block to get LaVar Ball's autograph and purchase Big Baller Brand gear.
The pop-up appearance, though, was anything but normal. Let's try to make sense of all the weirdness.
Fans waited for someone to step in dog poop
First of all, you should always clean up after your dog. And if you don't, try not to put it in the path of $500 sneakers. I would never have expected dog poop to be a source of entertainment for anyone, but there goes the line at the Big Baller Brand pop-up surprising us all.
This guy
This fan went from "it's one of the best days of my life" to not being able to name arguably the most famous Ball brother - LaMelo. That guy really loves Big Baller Brand. There's no disputing that.
When NYPD tried to settle down the crowd …
Just when a five-officer team from the NYPD tried to keep the crowd calm, Big Baller Brand's Alan Foster emerged to toss free gear to the crowd.
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