Vijay Mallya's Swift Bail (Once Again) Has Twitter Cracking Jokes

If the news of Vijay Mallya's arrest and swift bail in London yesterday gave you a strong sense of deja vu, you're not alone. The liquor baron was arrested and released on bail for the second time this year in a case of money laundering filed by Indian authorities through UK's state prosecutor. The first time was on April 18, when Mr Mallya was granted bail within hours of his arrest by the Scotland Yard. And much like last time, this time too, Twitter erupted with jokes as soon as news of Mr Mallya's bail came out. We compiled some of the funniest tweets for you to see.

Here is what Twitter is saying about Vijay Mallya's speedy bail:

Normal person: ek 'Bhel' dena.
Shopkeeper: ha bas 2 minute

Vijay Mallya: jra 'Bail' dena.
Court: ha bas 2 minute.#VijayMallya
- prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) October 3, 2017

It's faster than the speed of light

Teacher: What's faster than the speed of light?

Student: Vijay Mallya 's bail .
- Harshit sharma (@Sharmajikaputtr) October 3, 2017

Even faster than bullet trains

Mallya's bail faster than bullet train.
- Ruchica Tomar (@ruchicatomar) October 3, 2017

Loads of comparisons to MS Dhoni's stumping

Vijay Mallya gets arres.... bail

(Faster than Dhoni's stumping)
- Maithun (@Being_Humor) October 3, 2017

*KBC*
Ques-
Which of these things is the fastest?
1 F1 pit crew
2 Dhoni's stumping
3 Bullet train
4 Mallya getting bail

Contestant: I quit.
- Angoor Stark (@ladywithflaws) October 3, 2017

Maggi jokes

Vijay Mallya gets arrested.

*Indians start cooking Maggi to celebrate*

Vijay Mallya gets bail.

*Maggi is ready*
- Shridhar V (@iimcomic) October 3, 2017

Many Bollywood puns

Cops : Mr Mallya, you are under arrest
V.M (with bail papers in his hands) : Acha chalta hoon duaon mein yaad rakhna...
- Gud 10 (@Ihsirh) October 4, 2017

Sathiya yeh tune kya kiya?
Mallya : Bail liya aur kya kiya
- Bahadur (@my2bit) October 4, 2017

And much, much more

Shortest time periods
Time between the first rain drop and Uber surge pricing
Time between the arrest and grant of bail of Vijay Mallya.
- Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) October 3, 2017

Vijay Mallya got arrested when I was at Sakinaka signal.

Vijay Mallya got bail and I was still stuck at Sakinaka.
- Kushal Aggarwal (@KoolAggarwal) October 4, 2017

Which one made you laugh the hardest? Let us know using the comments section below.

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