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Aaron Rodgers Grew a '70s Porn Star Mustache, and the Internet Is Deeply Impressed

Move over, Dirk Diggler

By Gavin Evans August 30, 2017
Aaron Rodgers
Green Bay Packers

On Tuesday afternoon, a forlorn-looking Aaron Rodgers came rolling out of Packers training camp sporting facial hair that put him on the short list of all-time great 'staches, alongside icons like Rollie Fingers, Charlie Chaplin, Tom Selleck, and, uh, Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 4. I don’t know; not many people have these things.

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As a man who’s been sporting a similar look for the past several years, I approve, but also hope his lip fur won’t become as popular as the five o’clock shadow that seemingly 80 percent of men 16 years old and above roll with. Though, after looking at that picture of Rodgers again, I don’t think that will be a problem.

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The Internet also approved, and they showed their acceptance by both handing out plaudits and mocking up a bunch of memes to showcase his snot mop. They came from sports pundits, teams, and former players:

And the regular fans who just had a witty thing or two to say about his pre-season look.

Some saw shades of The Big Lebowski or Happy Gilmore.

Others saw a '70s porn icon in the making. For what it's worth, we're on their side.

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Your move, Tom Brady. Or maybe even you're feeling up to the challenge of growing facial hair that instantly brings strange, sexual associations to the minds of others. If so, here are the nine keys you should know about shaving your mustache, so that you'll not only look like an MVP, but feel like one, too.

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