Christie was walking down to his seat in Miller Park when Joseph shouted that he “sucked” and called the politician a “hypocrite.” Christie turned around—Nachos Grande in hand, it’s key to note—and stormed back to Joseph to bark in his face a bit. Christie told Joseph to have another beer and called him a tough guy, putting his face right up against Joseph’s in the middle of the bleachers. There’s video of the altercation, recorded by WISN 12 News reporter Ben Hutchinson, here. When you watch, keep a close eye on the nacho bowl nestled in Christie’s left hand.
At #Cubs #Brewers game. #ChrisChristie was getting razzed by fans, so he got in the face of one of them. 5:30 on @WISN12News pic.twitter.com/sx8euMgFy2
— Ben Hutchison (@BennyHutch) July 30, 2017
Christie doesn’t come off great in the footage. He looks indignant and petty. Joseph, though we acknowledge his right to speak freely, doesn’t come off so hot either, as he sours the classic, casual ballpark atmosphere. The Nachos Grande, however, couldn’t have handled the situation with more poise. Not a single cube of pico de gallo shifted, nor a single chip fell to the Miller Park floor, and not even one ounce of cheese soiled the shirt of either man. It was a graceful, captivating, humble performance by a seasoned professional.
So, who won the altercation between Chris Christie, a Cubs fan, and a bowl of Nachos Grande? Definitely the nachos. I mean, just look at them. If you need help upgrading your kitchen to handle an ambitious item like this, then here are five essential cooking tools that every man needs.
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