There are two things that you can count on with the Met Gala (AKA the fashion Oscars): guests will half-heartedly nod to the theme, and Rihanna will blow everybody out of the water.
In 2015 she did so with a magnificent gown and cape by Chinese designer Guo Pei that was memorably compared to a fried egg by the internet.
This year she went one step further and in deference to who the evening was for, avant garde designer Rei Kawakubo (PSA celebrities the Met Gala is a dress-up party, don't be the lame guy that wears a check shirt and says he's a lumberjack), she went full Commes des GarΓ§ons.
Her ornate dress bloomed all over her body, and she paired the look with strappy heels and matching eyeshadow/blush. It played with ideals we have about fashion and the line between art and clothing - it was perfect.
And the internet agrees.
Social media lit up in praise of RiRi's look, and the fact that unlike most other celebrities she'd actually done her homework beforehand, and wore an ensemble that embodied the theme - Rei Kawakubo/Comme des GarΓ§ons: Art of the In-Between - without looking like fancy dress.
Kawakubo is only the second living designer to have been honoured in this way. Yves Saint Laurent was the sole subject of the Met's blockbuster fashion exhibit in1983. This is big! It deserves to be taken seriously, just like Rihanna did.
Basically, bow down, fives, a ten is in the building.
But, ultimately, Rihanna stole the #MetGala. She and Solange were the only ones to actually acknowledge Comme des GarΓ§ons or the theme. pic.twitter.com/gK6iyJmNc0
β Bryan Scott Dugan (@BryScottD) May 2, 2017
Slay Riri! Slay! π₯β€π₯β€π₯β€π₯ @rihanna #MetGala #metgala2017 Let's all bow down ππππ pic.twitter.com/wU0hiLLoMa
β Leeroy Esbend (@Agape_Eulogy) May 2, 2017
Rihanna looking around at everybody else's #MetGala outfits pic.twitter.com/11XYduN7Zk
β Bonita Appleplum (@PowerpuffJo) May 2, 2017
@rihanna queen π #metgala pic.twitter.com/DiTxPZIvo3
β NiΓ±oNavy (@5H3R_) May 2, 2017
RIHANNA HEARD THE THEME, DID HER HOMEWORK, STUDIED THE GUIDE, & THAT'S WHY SHE'S #1. SHE PAID HOMAGE TO REI THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED #MetGala pic.twitter.com/JmaVFuVQyN
β Doug Dimmadome (@ShaolinByNature) May 2, 2017
#MetGala look appreciation doodle @rihanna π· pic.twitter.com/yg8dIfdNOl
β alana (@alana_nj) May 2, 2017
She Wins Everytime!!!! #metgala #riri #Rihanna #metagala2017 #shewon @rihanna pic.twitter.com/Zn89yzbAvE
β Bjorn Ironside (@tipton_70) May 2, 2017
Rihanna is the only one who completely bodied the met gala theme but no shock there π πΌπ πΌ
β Tay (@taayloralexis_) May 2, 2017
why does anyone even bother dressing up for the Met Gala when we all know Rihanna is the one true Met Gala Queen
β JennaFan (@HausofDuzzi) May 2, 2017
The Met Gala is a group assignment and Rihanna is carrying the whole team pic.twitter.com/s3ro4dfrdg
β Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) May 2, 2017
S H U T I T D O W N. #metgala #rihanna pic.twitter.com/9HuWyuWQZK
β Ngozi Onike (@NGoOnike) May 2, 2017
ANDDDD Rihanna wins the Met Gala once again pic.twitter.com/XpnYz83q7p
β Demetria C. Lester (@DemetriaLesterC) May 2, 2017
Rihanna won the #MetGala again. Goodnight, everyone. https://t.co/s1amYhUQpr pic.twitter.com/5pcAg0bBbk via mashable
β White SEO (@WhiteSeo_) May 2, 2017
The fact that "Where is Rihanna" is trending worldwide officially confirms that Rihanna is the queen of the #MetGala pic.twitter.com/Fss7aQBHew
β Delyousra (@delyousra) May 2, 2017
As predicted, @rihanna is the best dressed of the nightπ #MetGala
β Sophieπ₯ (@sophiebaby97) May 2, 2017
Rihanna IS THE #MetGala π₯π₯π₯ pic.twitter.com/gBE9xfCdhS
β 69π¦ (@athleducated) May 2, 2017
Everyone can go home. @rihanna won #MetGala Thanks for coming and enjoy your gift baskets pic.twitter.com/jLFFoLlCcx
β JT (@Officially_JT) May 2, 2017
@AlajuwanBrown I think it is bc it really compliments the designer's style. At the Met Gala Rihanna authentically honors the designer rather than be trendy
β Sydney Smith (@Nichelle_SS) May 2, 2017